Troll Joke So there is a kid named James who's mom died when he was very young. However, his dad was extremely wealthy. So for his sixth birthday, his dad ask James what he wants. James replies, ""I just really want a pink ping pong ball."" This annoys James' dad, as he hardly sees it as a fitting birthday gift for his son. So his dad says ""NO, JAMES! That is hardly a good gift for my son."" So he goes out and buys James the coolestq new action figures. James loves them, and his action figures are the envy of all of the kids in his school. On his eighth birthday, James' father asks him what he wants, and James again says he wants a pink ping pong ball. Again his father becomes enraged that he would ask for such a worthless gift. So he goes out and buys James a football signed by James' favorite player. Again James loves his gift. On his tenth birthday, his father asks James the same question and again James requests a pink ping pong ball. Yet again, his father is irate and ignores James' wishes. He goes out and buys James the newest, fastest bike out there. James loves it and rides it all over the grounds of their mansion. When James turns twelve, the same thing happens. His father yet again ignores his request of a pink ping pong ball and instead buys him an Xbox with every video game James has ever wanted. James enjoys his new gift but still wishes his father had just gotten him the pink ping pong ball. When he turns sixteen, James again asks for a pink ping pong ball. Again ha father gets mad and goes and buys James the new Ferrari. When he turns 21, James again asks for a pink ping pong ball and yet again his father turns him down. He then rents out an entire hotel for James and his friends. After the party, a drunk James is speeding down the street in his Ferrari when he suddenly crashes into a tree and is flung out of the windshield and onto the ground. A guy riding a motorcycle sees this and calls 911. When James' father hears the news, he speeds to the scene. The paramedics tell James' father that his son is about to die. He rushes over to James. ""James, I love you"" he says. ""I love you too dad"", says James. ""I just have one question,"" asks the father ""Why did you always want a pink ping pong ball?"" James takes a deep breath, and then he dies.