The Twelve Inch Pianist A man walks into a bar and sees upon the counter a very small man playing on a very small piano. The man goes up to the bartender and asks, ""Wherever did you find such a man?"" The bartender replies, ""I've got a genie in a bottle. He's in the back, would you wanna see him?"" Enthralled, the man follows the bartender to the genie bottle, and rubs it. The genie appears and belts out to the man, ""I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH. ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, AND IT SHALL BE YOURS."" The man ponders for a moment, and then says to the genie, ""I want a million bucks!"" All of a sudden the entire bar is filled with ducks! Chaos ensues as patrons and birds alike try to escape. Soon enough, however, the bar is empty except for the man and the bartender. ""What the hell was THAT?! I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks! Is that genie hard of hearing or something?"" fumes the man. The bartender looks at the man. ""Of course he is! Did you think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?""