A blonde keeps checking her mailbox A man is mowing his lawn and every 2 minutes, his blonde neighbor leaves the house to check her mailbox, opens it and closes it in frustration After she repeats this five times, the neighbor asks ""Is there something wrong?"" The blonde replies: ""No shit something's wrong, my computer keeps telling me I got mail!""
"Seriously, is that what I look like?" - robot watching a guy 'doing the robot'
Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!
Her: Prove that you care about me Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers
Finally looked up from my phone screen and noticed I'm being passed around by the crowd at a Blink 182 concert.
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