I thought Jayz and kanyes current song.... ...was about Ms Hilton's sequel to one night in Paris.
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I thought Jayz and kanyes current song.... ...was about Ms Hilton's sequel to one night in Paris.
My 2yr old pointed at my crotch and said, "Big pee pee!" I'm taking him with me everywhere I go from now on.
Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.
When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now
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