Cannibalism Jungle 3 friends are walking in the jungle, they come across these 3 cannibals. The cannibals are in the way and say if the jungle people want to pass, they have to shove 10 types of fruit up there butt, if they don't they eat them. The friends agree and go out to grab there fruits. The first friend comes back with 10 apples, he gets 5 up his butt, but fails to finish and gets eaten. The Second friend comes back with 10 blueberry, gets 8 up his butt, but fails to finish because he starts bursting out laughing, he gets eaten. In heaven, the 2 friends are talking to each other, the First friend says, ""Why did you start laughing?! You could have made it!"" The Second friend's reply, ""I say the our other friend coming with pineapples.""