So this blonde cop pulls over this lady... So one day this blonde chick is driving down the interstate when a cop pulls her over. The man walks towards the driver door, as the blonde girl rolls down the window. She says, ""Hello officer, what can I help you with today?"" The cop looks at her and says, ""Ma'am I'm going to need to see your driver's license."" The woman looks at him and says, ""What is a driver's license?"" He says, ""It's the little rectangle thing that has your picture on it."" So she looks around the car in a hurried rush, searching and searching. Until finally, she found a mirror in her purse. She then hands him the mirror. The cop looks shocked and says to her, ""I'm so sorry ma'am but if I would've known you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over.""