The man with the huge orange head A man walks into a bar and he looks around he sees this man sitting in the corner with this huge orange head. So he goes up to the bartender and he says ""so what's up with the guy with the giant orange head"" the bartender replies ""oh if you buy him a drink hell probably tell you all about it"" so he buys the guy a drink and goes to sit with him. The guy with the orange head says ""so I suppose you want to know about my head"" and so he tells him and he says ""one day I was walking along the beach when I found this gold bottle, I rubbed it and a genie came out, the genie said for saving me from the bottle you get three wishes so the first wish he wished for unlimited money, I got that and it was good, then I wished for a super model as a wife and that was all good"" then the man said ""and then my third wish, that's where i went wrong, I wished for a huge orange head""