After the North American Beer Festival... After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ""I would like the ""worlds best beer"" a Corona. The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me ""The King Of Beers, a Budweiser"" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Keystone says, ""I'd like the only beer that doesn't give you bitter beer face, give me a Keystone Light."" He gets it. The gal from New Glarus sits down and says, ""Give me a Coke."" The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives her what she ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at her and ask, ""Why aren't you drinking a Spotted Cow?"" Deb replies, ""Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.""
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