Chris Evans: ""Excuse me, is this London?"" Passerby: ""Yes""... We used to drive around in a transit van. One time we were playing in London and we pulled up on Edgware Road and Chris Evans - wound down the window and said, ""Excuse, mate?"" ""Yeah?"" said a passer-by. ""Is this London?"" he said There was silence. ""Yes"" said the passer-by. ""Well, where do you want this wood?"" said the driver (from Out of the Ordinary, Jon Ronson)
Three expatriates are drinking in a NY City bar . ""As good as this is,"" said the Scotsman, ""I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee pla
Three expatriates are drinking in a NY City bar. [copypasta from digitaldreamdoor] ""As good as this is,"" said the Scotsman, ""I still prefer the pubs back hom
Beer is good. After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says,
Flying Blind A Frenchman, Englishman, and an American are flying in an airplane on a cloudy, storming night when suddenly the plane is struck by lightning. The
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