Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam in his English as a Second Language class... Saul was asked to spell ""cultivate,"" and he spelled it correctly. He was then asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile, responded: ""Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home.""
For parents, college is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.
-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!
Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.
Your volume level is at a flamboyantly gay band geek and I need you to turn it down to a shy Asian transfer student.
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