Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek... Einstein, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek. Einstein starts counting ''1...2....3....4....'' Pascal immediately runs of and hides somewhere. Newton however grabs a marker and draws a square around him, each line exactly a meter long. When Einstein is done counting he quickly spots Newton and yells ''found you Newton!''. Newton smiles and replies ''I'm not Newton, I'm Pascal.''
What do you call it when Einstein faps? A stroke of genius.
I have qualities of both Albert Einstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger Body of Einstein, brain of Schwarzenegger
#1939 One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the top scientists in the world... One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the top scientists
Einstein and driver One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the big guys in science. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him :
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