Joke about how dangerous China is An American tourist came to China and fell into a construction ditch, he came out, injured, and angrily told the tour guide, ""In America, in a dangerous area, we always put up red flags to warn people! Why wasn't there one here?"" The Chinese tour guide very calmly replied, ""Didn't you already see it when you entered the country?""
In America she's called "Miley" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called "What America would be like if it were a person".
I bet it's tough being a police sketch artist in China.
My fav sci-fi this year is the Bank of America ad where the 30 year old dude with a new baby has $56k in his checking account.
Morbidlly obese preteens at the nail salon are what's wrong with America.
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