Baby Joke For many hours a young mother has been desperately trying to calm her infant son who is exceptionally fussy and won't eat. After reading a couple articles the young mother concludes her son must have thrush. She tries to call the doctor, but the doctor can do nothing until the next day. Later the husband arrives home from work. He listens to his wife tell him out his son's ailment. When the wife finishes the husband ask the wife to bring him a deck of cards. He takes the pack of cards and fishes out 3 Kings and 2 Queens. ""Put these cards in his crib with him and let him sleep with them all night."" ""I don't understand,"" utters the wife. ""Well. As any gambler will tell you, a full house beats a thrush."" OK. Not that good, but true story (except for the part about actually getting out the cards). This was my afternoon.