Shakespeare walks into a bar and the barmen says... ""Get out! You're Bard""#Shakespeare#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Shakespeare walks into a gay bar... [Exit, pursued by a bear]#Shakespeare#Animals#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →