so satan captures an german, an american and a jew.. he says I'm in a good mood today so we're going to play a little game... I'll give all three of you a shop and infinit money to run it, but if I come to your store and see something I like... you better have enough of it... If you don't... ""I'LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND"".... he visit the german first, the german fills his store with all kinds of beer, as much as he can get... so the devil comes, takes a good look around and starts drinking all the german's beer... burps and asks for more... the german says ""Ich habe nicht mehr"" the devil kills the german.... next up is the american...typically he fills his shop with hot dogs and burgers... so goes to the american... eats all the burgers and hotdogs then asks for more, saying he's still hungry... anyway the american get's killed too.... last he visits the jew... as he goes in the store all the lights are out and the windows are blinded, satan can't see shit.... so he says... hey jew I can't see anything... the jew answers ""great, take as much as you want and get outta here"".... tl;dr jew makes a smart move on satan