So Jesus and St. Peter go out to play golf Jesus and St. Peter go to play golf one day. St. Peter tees off first and hits a beautiful drive straight down the fairway and lands perfectly 3 feet away from the hole. ""Good job,"" says Jesus, ""now let me see what I can do."" Jesus tees off and shanks miserably. The ball bounces off a tree and lands near a squirrel that proceeds to pick it up. As it is running off, a hawk suddenly swoops down and snatches the up the squirrel and starts flying towards the hole. Right as the hawk passes above the hole, a bolt of lightning strikes it and the hawk drops to the ground. As it hits, the ball flies away from the animals and rolls into the hole. St. Peter turns to Jesus and say, ""Are we here to play golf or just mess around?""