Kiss and heal A young couple and another old couple were traveling in a 2nd AC coach train in India. The older couple was allotted the upper berth while the young couple was on the lower one. Just before going to bed the young man goes over to his wife's berth to give her a good night kiss. While getting up from his berth, he loses his balance and falls over the girl. She starts complaining about it and says that she's hurt her wrist. The guy gets up and lovingly kisses her on her wrist and asks her ""How does it feel now?"". She smiles back at him and says, ""The pain is completely gone now. But, wait a second, something's wrong with my chin now."" The guy kisses her on her chin and repeats his question. She happily says, ""It's fine now, but my nose still hurts."" So he kisses her on her nose. This goes on for a bit, while the old couple is listening to them from above. The old man unable to sleep because of this, cranes his neck out of his sheet and addresses the young man ""Son, do you also have a cure for piles disease?""