Ending a sentence with a preposition. A snobbish English teacher was sitting in an Atlanta airport coffee shop waiting for her flight back to Connecticut, when a friendly Southern Belle sat down next to her. ""Where y'all goin' to?"" asked the Southern Belle. Turning her nose in the air, the snob replied ""I don't answer people who end their sentences with prepositions."" The Southern Belle thought a moment, and tried again. ""Where y'all goin' to, BITCH?""
Fun prank: tell your kid World War II ended by the Americans dropping an F-bomb on Japan. Then later when his teacher calls, act shocked.
our teacher used to make us do 100 lines if we'd been naughty. my nose was wrecked at the end of it
[covered in olive oil, salt, pepper and other herbs and spices] Professor: "That's just not what I meant when I said "come prepared"..."
9: My teacher doesn't wear makeup like you do. I guess she doesn't need it because she's younger. Me: Get out of the car.
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