An altar boy takes over hearing confessions... A priest is hearing confessions one Sunday. So a man sits down in the confessional and says, ""Forgive me Father, I jacked off three times."" The priest says, ""It's ok, my son, it happens to us all. Just say three Hail Marys and three Our Fathers."" Then the next man comes in and says ""Forgive me Father, I jacked off three times."" ""Don't worry, my son, just say three Hail Marys and three Our Fathers."" A third man comes in and says, ""Forgive me Father, I jacked off three times."" The priest, curious at this point, takes a peek outside the confessional and sees a whole line of men waiting outside. So he calls over an altar boy and says, ""I've got a lot to do, so can you help me? All of these men have the same sin. They're going to tell you they jacked off three times. You just tell them to say three Hail Marys and three Our Fathers. Got it?"" So the altar boy sits down with the latest man and dutifully tells him to say three Hail Marys and three Our Fathers. The next man comes in and says, ""Father, forgive me, I jacked off two times."" The wheels turn in the altar boy's mind. Finally he says, ""Alright, see that corner? Go over there, jack off once, and then it's three Hail Marys...""