Man walks into a bar with his dog... He sits down at the bar and orders a drink and starts watching the hockey game on tv. Half way through the first period, Toronto scores a goal, the dog gets up and goes nuts, then lays back down. Start of the second period, Toronto scores a second goal. Again, the dog gets up, goes nuts and lays back down. The bartender sees this, gets curious and asks the guy, ""What's the deal with your dog buddy?"" He says every time Toronto scores, the dog goes nuts, always has. The bartender thinks about it, and says, ""So what happens when they win?"" The guy looks at him and says, ""I don't know, I've only had him for a few years.""