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A cowboy and his horse are wandering through the wilderness... ...when they're suddenly amushed by Indians. They tie his hands and feet together and lead him back to their camp. Upon arriving, the chief says to the cowboy that he is now their prisoner but is free to wander the camp as he chooses. BUT, if he should attempt to escape, he will be killed. That evening when he is out of earshot of the others, he whispers something into his horse's ear. The horse whinnies and then runs off into the wild. The next morning, the horse strides back into the Indian settlement. Sitting atop his back is the most gorgeous brunette the cowboy has ever seen. He helps the young lady off the horse, who gives him a sly wink and leads him by the hand into his tent. The Indians are aghast. ""Who is this man who conjures goddesses from the wild?"" they wonder. That evening the cowboy, again out of earshot of the tribe, whispers to his horse. It nods its head up and down and gallops off into the night. The following morning the horse returns, this time with a voluptuous blonde in the saddle. Again the Indians are shocked. This man must be a true warrior to warrant attention from such a beauty! The cowboy helps her off the horse and leads her back into his tent. At dusk, the cowboy whispers to his reliable steed once again and the horse makes for daybreak. The following morning, to the amazement of the camp, the horse returns: this time with a radiant redhead in tow. The cowboy, exasperated, drops to his knees and shouts: ""I SAID *POSSE!!!*""

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Joke ID: 01KKTNGVP58261EVNPX25MZ67Y