A man finds a genie in a bottle... A British man is walking a long a beach one day and finds a lamp in the sand. Hoping for the best he rubs it and almost instantly a genie appears. The genie says, ""for releasing me from this lamp I will grant you one wish."" The man is in a state of shock and awe from not only being granted a wish but what also he should wish for. After giving it some thought the man says, ""I have a fear of flying and have missed my brother who moved to America for quite some years now. I would like a highway to be built from here to America so I can visit my brother overseas."" The genie, even with his great powers starts to complain about the idea, ""Do you have any idea how much material, not to mention time, I would need to create such a long highway!? This is too much, even for me. Please pick another wish."" The man takes a moment to think about a second wish that might be easier for the genie. After some time he says, ""Okay, My wish is to understand women."" To which the Genie replies, ""So do you want two or four lanes?""