So Caesar was having a meeting with all his generals and all of them were there. after deliberating and planning and drinking all night without food or rest they were all extremely hungry. So Caesar says to Brutus, ""go fetch us a dozen donuts"". And Brutus runs threw the market to fetch the donuts. When he got there they were at their freshest and smelled delicious, so he decided ""to hell with them"" and ate one. As he walked back he could not resist the smell and thought ""they're drunk they'll never notice"" and had another one. When he arrived Caesar opened the box and said, ""Et two Brutus?"" (told to me by a drunken old man last night, who called Brutus Mark Anthony for half the joke, really helping with the surprise factor.)
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