A Blonde temp is asked by her boss to go get coffee... Kelly, a blonde temp, is asked by her boss to go get six coffees from the cafe below their floor for a meeting that's about to start. Knowing the boss and his associates would want the coffees really hot, she decides to take a thermos down. The thermos is really large but she's not sure whether it'll hold all 6 coffees. Kelly arrives downstairs and asks the guy behind the counter, ""Do you think this thermos will hold six coffees?"". Joe, the guy behind the counter, responds, ""Why yes my darling. I believe that will hold 6 coffees."" ""Alright I'd like one latte, two black, two cappuccino, ... "".
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