Forest Gump decides to run for President of USA and is getting interviewed about it. Interviewer: ""We were all surprised that you decided to run for President Mr Gump, what made you do that""? Gump: ""My personal experiences really compel me to do it."" I: ""What type of promises will you make to the voters?"" Gump: ""Well first of all I'd make running the national sport, fishing the national past time, Curious George the national book, ping pong taught in all classes and no more war."" I:""Thats interesting as that can be viewed as something very anti-American especially how American's love war. Tell me something, how can you defeat Trump?"" Gump: "" I have a higher IQ then him.""