We find Jesus... We find Jesus playing golf one beautiful cloud free day (as heaven is floating on clouds) He is joined by Moses and an elderly man wearing tacky old golf clothing. Moses plays first, he swings his golf stick with precision befitting a man who has used a staff since dawn of humanity, the ball flies perfectly, almost, when it suddenly falls straight into the lake just shy of the green surrounding the hole. Unfazed, Moses walks over, spreads his arms, and parting the waters to reve…

My dad went to play golf... On a sunny Saturday afternoon and was randomly paired up with a priest. On the first hole, dad missed a three foot putt for par and said to himself ""G*d damn it, I missed!"" The priest said to him ""My son, please do not take the lord's name in vain."" On the second hole, my dad missed a two foot putt for par. He was so mad, he said it again, this time even louder - ""G*d Dammit! I missed!"" The priest again said ""Son! Please do not take the lords name in vain! You …

Moses, Jesus and an old man are playing golf... Moses tees up at a par 3 with a large lake in front of the green. He gives it a solid thwack. Plooop, a little short into the water. He walks up to the water's edge and dramatically shoves the end of the club into the water. The waters part, and he walks through the lake and chips his ball in for a birdie. Jesus tees up. Plooop. Into the water it goes. Jesus walks to the ball, and chips it in for a birdie. The old man steps up. His ball falls short…

Moses, Jesus and a third man are playing golf one day. Moses is up first. He hits a nice shot, but it dips and lands in a water trap. Moses quickly raises his club, the water parts, and the ball rolls out of the trap. Jesus is up next. He hits an almost identical shot, again landing in the water trap. The ball hovers a few inches over the surface of the water, and Jesus casually strolls out and chips the ball up onto the green. The third man is up last. He hits a long shot, but it's going in a w…