An Englishman, a Frenchman, an American and a Mexican are in a hot air balloon. They're running out of fuel, and losing height, having already thrown all of their ballast overboard. A range of mountains is coming up in the distance, and they need to lose weight the clear them. As they come up to the first mountain peaks, the Englishman declares ""This is what Churchill would have done"" and jumps out, and the balloon clears the range. Another range is coming up, and they need to gain more height. The Frenchman declares ""This is what Napoleon would have done"" and jumps out, and the balloon clears the range. They're coming up to the final range they need to clear and again need to gain more height, and proudly the American declares ""This is what Trump would have done"" and chucks the Mexican out.