Einstein, Newton and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon... Einstein is bored, so he suggests a game of hide and seek and pretends to be ""It"". The others agree, so Einstein begins counting, ""One...Two...Three.."" Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide. But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a mid sized square. He finishes and steps into the square just as Einstein shouts, ""Ready or not! Here I come!"" Einstein looks up immediately and spots Newton standing right in front of him. He says, ""I found you Newton."" Newton laughs and replies, "" No! You found one Newton per square meter - you found Pascal.""
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