A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After an excellent, but healthy, lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room. They found a strange looking woman sitting at the entrance who said: ""Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature. It's a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, awards you with a wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"" The three women quickly entered. Upon finding the mirror, the brunette said: ""I think I'm the most beautiful of us three"" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money. The redhead stepped up and said: ""I think I'm the most talented of us three"" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said: ""I think..."" and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
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