You know it's not believable when six people rob a bank in a movie if you've ever tried to organize a dinner for six people.

Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls

Tim Burton could've saved a lot of money on 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' and just shown a 2016 Facebook Year in Review instead.

As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"