A man walks into a liqueur store. A man walks into a liqueur store and gets some beer. After purchasing the teller remarks on the man's rubber gripped gloves. Good idea the teller comments. ""Yeah, they come in handy"" the man says. Thirty minutes later the man realizes he told a dad joke and posts it to reddit.
Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls
Wife: We need to go to the store. We're out of milk. Me: We can wait a few days. Wife: We're out of beer. Me: *dives in the car*
I feel a weird sense of pride when I'm so drunk that autocorrect just gives up.
Old enough to know better, but still too drunk to care.
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