A man finds a genies lamp He rubs it and out comes a genie The genie says that he will grant the man one wish The man says'I want a wall to be built along Mexico to keep the Mexicans out' The genie says no thats too expensive The man says fine we'll just put fencing The genie still doesn't agree Then the man says 'Fine, we'll make Mexico pay for the wall.......
Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now.
You know when your teacher is running ten minutes late and it feels like nobody is in charge? That's what Mexico feels like all the time.
Old Navy claims their Whirly Skirt is "the most fun a girl can have for $15." They obviously haven't been on a trip with me to Mexico.
Every time I text this guy, he replies with "Sorry, I'm driving." It's been a few days. I'm guessing he's probably made it to Mexico by now.
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