Tim Burton could've saved a lot of money on 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' and just shown a 2016 Facebook Year in Review instead.

Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel.

I'm hoping someone puts razor blades in my daughter's Halloween candy this year because those things are ridiculously expensive.

America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.