Once there was a penguin on his way to Arizona for a holiday. On his way, he noticed that his car had high oil pressure so he stopped to see what the problem was. On realizing that his car had an oil leak he pulls into the next town to a garage. While it is being fixed he decides to look around the town. Being a penguin, he decides that a nice cold ice-cream could be good, but not having any hands he gets himself into quite a mess trying to eat it with his little flippers. When he goes back to the garage to pick up his car, he asks the mechanic ""What's the problem?"" The mechanic looks up and says ""Looks like you blew a seal"" ""Oh, no, no,"" the penguin replies looking embarrassed ""That's just ice-cream""
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