Stanley Kubrick goes to a producer... after Doctor Strangelove to discuss his next move. He asked his producer what he should do. Producer: (Sarcastically) The beginning of time. Kubrick: (Lighting up) Let me tell you about apes and space.

Steven Spielberg dies and goes to heaven. He's greeted at the gates by Peter who informs him that God is a big fan of his work. He begins with a tour of the place and goes on to mention that if Steven needs anything to just say the word. ""We'll, I'd love to meet Stanley Kubrick,"" Steven admits. ""I'm sorry, but as you may know, Mr. Kubrick doesn't take meetings,"" Peter replies. They continue on their tour until Steven notices a man with a beard, wearing an Army jacket and riding around on a b…

The moon landing was staged The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick