A guy in a van pulls up next to a Rolls-Royce at a red light and asks, ""Hey, is your car Bluetooth enabled?"" The Rolls owner nods. ""So is mine. Got Wi-Fi?"" The Rolls owner nods again. ""Me too. What about a double bed?"" ""No. Do you?"" asks the Rolls guy. ""Yep."" The light changes and the van takes off. Jealous, the Rolls guy heads to a Pimp My Rolls customising shop and gets a double bed installed, then drives around until he finds the van parked on the side of the road. He raps on the window. ""Guess what? I got a double bed put in my car, too."" The van owner peers out. ""You got me out of the shower to tell me that?""