Heimlich Maneuver Two hillbillies, Daryl and John, walk into a steakhouse and sit down at the bar. The two order beers. A woman next to them begins coughing hysterically and puts her hands over her neck to show she was choking. Springing into action, Daryl rushed over to the lady in distress. Grabbing the bottom of her dress, he lifts it up and takes a big lick across her ass. The lady's eyes widened, and in surprise coughed up the piece of steak she was choking on. Speechless, she stares at Daryl. ""Your welcome,"" Daryl said. He walked back over to his buddy with a big smile on his face. John smiles back and said, ""well Daryl, I ain't never seen it before until now, but that Hind Lick Maneuver sure as hell works!""