Two old Jews are walking down the street and see a sign outside of a church that says: ""Jews, come let us save your soul! Convert and we will give you $50!"" Shmuel and Moshe are walking down the street and see a sign outside of a church that says: ""Jews, come let us save your soul! Convert and we will give you $50!"" Shmuel and Moshe look at each other, amused by such mishegas, and plot that Moshe should go in, listen to their schtick, and then they can share the money. Shmuel waits for much longer than he expected, he is waiting outside for hours. At last, Moshe comes out and Shmuel says: ""Finally! I at least hope you got the $50 after all that."" Moshe says, ""What *is* it about you people and money?""