One day a priest was walking on a pier when he noticed a guy in a boat fishing He waves to the fisherman, and the fisherman asks him if he'd like to join him in the boat for a little angling. The priest enthusiastically agrees but explains that he's never fished before. The angler says he'll teach him. On his first cast, the priest hauls in a really big fish. The fishermen exclaims, ""Wow! That's a big son of a b****!"" Realizing he's in the presence of a priest, the fisherman says, ""Oh, father, I wasn't cursing. Ummm...that's the name of the fish species!"" The priest smiles and nods, saying, ""Yes, this is a rather large son of a b***."" The priest takes the fish back to the monastery, and a young nun sees it. ""Where did you get that fish, father?"" priest: ""I caught this son of a b***!"" nun: ""Father! Your language!"" priest: ""No, my child. That's the name of the fish."" nun: ""Oh, well I'll clean the son of a b*** for you!"" She takes the fish to the kitchen to clean it, and mother superior sees it. MS: ""Where'd the fish come from?"" nun: ""This son of a b*** was caught by the priest!"" MS: ""Sister! You are in the house of the Lord!"" nun: ""No, that's the name of the fish."" MS: ""Oh. I'll cook it for dinner. The bishop is coming tonight."" She cooks the fish, and they all sit down to dinner. Just as they start eating, the pope makes a surprise visit, and they invite him to join in their meal. He tastes the fish and proclaims, ""This is the best fish I've ever eaten! Where did it come from?"" priest: ""I caught the SOB! nun: ""I cleaned the SOB!"" MS: ""I cooked the SOB!"" The pope rears back in his chair and pushes the miter back on his head. The three underlings suddenly realize what they've said, and there was dead silence. The pope props his feet on the table and says, ""You f**kers are alright!!""