Genie: what's your first wish? Mick: I wish I were Incredibly wealthy! *POOF* Genie: You were incredibly wealthy. Mick: No you imbecile, I wish I WAS RICH *POOF* Genie: You are Rich Rich: Well that backfired but... Genie: ...but a deal is a deal and you promised to use your third wish to set me fre.. Rich: I WISH GENIE WAS HUMAN!
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate
Does "You'll find love when you're not looking for it" apply to money too? Because let me be clear I am NOT looking for $10 million dollars.
My telethon to raise money for starving children in Africa was a huge flop. I didn't know the TV added 10 pounds. Those kids looked fine. :(
I totally get your eyebrows. My bank account is overdrawn, too.
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