A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to librarian at the counter, ""This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."" The librarian says to her coworkers, ""So here's the person who took our phone book!""
"Seriously, is that what I look like?" - robot watching a guy 'doing the robot'
Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!
Her: Prove that you care about me Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers
Finally looked up from my phone screen and noticed I'm being passed around by the crowd at a Blink 182 concert.
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