Catholic woman talk about their The first Catholic woman tells her friends, ""My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, and everyone calls him 'Father'."" The second Catholic woman chirps, ""My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."" The third Catholic woman says, ""My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."" The fourth Catholic woman then says, ""My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."" Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four woman give her a subtle, ""Well....?"" She proudly replies, ""I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24"" waist and 34"" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, ""Oh My God.""