My dad worked on a car assembly line for 40 years. He retired years ago but still struggles with post pneumatic press disorder.

A teen boy wants to borrow the car, so he opens his parents' bedroom door to ask. He sees his dad wearing only chaps and a cowboy hat, on top of his mother, who has a feathered headdress and an indian squaw outfit on. He quickly shuts their door and disappears. The parents decided to finish what they were doing, but a few minutes later, the wife asks the dad to go talk to their son about the costumes and about walking into their bedroom without knocking. The dad is walking down the hall toward h…

Five Elderly Ladies Another chain letter my mother sent... Hiding on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Massachusetts State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 24 mph. He thinks to himself, ""This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!"" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to h…

Bad Salesman / Good Strategy A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. ""Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price,"" said the older man. ""Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remem…