A old man and his wife get into a car accident... They both end up dying and going up to heaven. The man looks around and astounded at how beautiful it is up there. The weather is perfect and he can see that all of his friends are about to go play golf, one of his favorite pastimes. It's everything he could imagine and more. A man in a white robe approaches and the man looks at him and asks, ""Are you god?"" God responds, ""That's me."" ""Does this mean we're in Heaven?"" ""Yes you are!"" The ol…

So this happened Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat-down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized that I must have left them in the car. Frantically. I headed for the parking lot. My wife, Diane, has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. Her theory is that the car …

A man goes to China for a business trip November... ... And the hotel that he stays at is rather close to the business so he decides to walk there. While walking there he sees an blind old monk sitting by the road. He seemed to be meditating so he ignored him. On the way back from his meeting, the same blind monk stands up and stops him. The monk then whispers in his ear ""You shall receive a toolbox, a number of books (4 to be exact), and a new car this holiday"". The monk then sits right back …

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, ""Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?"" The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, ""First, did your research also sho…