HERE'S A KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS AND HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND YOU'LL DIE SOON TOO, BUY THINGS. - Super Bowl Commercials in a nut shell

The Walking Dead is Jesus's favorite show.

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Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident.