Fidel Castro died and went to heaven. When he arrived there, Jesus said that his place was in hell. Arriving there, Fidel was received with honors by Satan. In a certain moment, he remembered he had forgotten his baggage in Heaven and he wanted to look for them but Satan said to him: ""Stay here, I will send two little demons to search for them"" When the little demons came to heaven, the line was too big and they decided to jump the gate. When Jesus saw them jumping through the gate he said: There has been 10 minutes since Fidel arrived in hell and we already have two refugees.