A Small Man Goes to Oregon to become a Lumberjack The Small Man walks up to the Foreman and says, ""I want a Job as a Lumberjack"" The Foreman says, ""How big are you?"" Small Man ""Five Foot-Four Inches and 90 pounds"" Foreman ""No chance; you are far too small to be a Lumberjack on my Crew"" Small man replies ""But I'm the best Lumberjack in the World"" Foreman ""How do you figure?"" Small Man ""I have years of experience working in the Saharan Forest"" Foreman laughs ""You idiot, the Sahara is a desert. It has no trees"" Small Man puffs out his chest and says ""Well now it doesn't""