After being invited for a night out with ""the boys""... After being invited for a night out with ""the boys"", a man promised his wife he would be home by midnight. Having not seen his friends in a while, the man lets time get away from him and gets wasted, stumbling out of his taxi 3 hours late. As he tries to sneak into the bedroom, the cuckoo clock started and cuckooed 3 times. Realizing that his wife would probably wake up, he had a great idea and cuckooed another 9 times so his wife would think it's still 12 o'clock. He then snuck into bed and fell asleep. Next morning his wife asked him what time he got in. ""12 o'clock exactly"" he replied. His wife thanked him for being back on time. Then she said ""By the way, we need a new cuckoo clock."" When he asked why, she said, ""Well, it cuckooed 3 times, said 'Shit', cuckooed another 4 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, farted, then cuckooed twice more and started giggling.""