Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion.

An oldie, maybe one for the brits... A man goes into a pet shop and decides that he wants to buy a hamster and takes it home. The hamster turns out to be not quite what he wanted so he called the pet shop and asked if he could return it. The pet shop explained their no return policy but said that he could try boiling the hamster and making jam from it. The slightly perplexed man decides to do so, it takes a while, but he makes it. On trying the jam, it was found to be bloody awful, so he threw i…

A priest and a rabbi walk into a horse show in Amsterdam... What is this world coming to?

I had my stag do in Amsterdam. To remember the occasion my mates got me a sweater. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, however.