In the confessional booth I told the priest i had committed the grevious sin of fornication. My girlfriend, a staunch catholic, made me confess though i knew little of the faith. I told the priest i was sorry and that I had made an act of contrition. ""Was it perfect?"" The priest inquired? Not knowing what perfect or imperfect contrition was and to be honest a little shocked I responded, ""No father, but you can't blame her, she's pretty new to this""
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